annoying person: you need anger management classes
me: you need shut the fuck up classes
me: i love food
stomach: i know you do
Me after every conversation: why the fuck did I say that
Every band at every show: You guys are the best crowd we've ever played for!!!
puking: life is hard when you’re shy and just below average looking
i’m officially a citizen of panem, from district 7 as a carpenter. okesip.